tanya-mtl:

Last time I checked you were an adult, so was I wrong to assume that you could act like one? Luckily you still look like you’re 14, so I guess you might as well act like it while you can, right?

We’ve been friends for years, close enough that we called each other sisters, yet you can’t handle when, as your friend, as your ‘sister’, I try to give you a reality check and tell you the truth, that I realize no one else is willing to do.

It’s unbelievable that for trying to be honest and express concern over your immaturity, your comeback is “You’re being a bitch”, “Piss off”, or “Stop pms-ing”. That you would actually think that I’m jealous of some crush you have and try to throw “it’s because you don’t have a boyfriend anymore” in my face. You should know right now that I am in such a great place in my life, I’m enjoying everyday and I’m genuinely happy with everything/everyone around me (minus you, obviously). So please, save your breath, (or your thumbs on bbm) when you try to discredit what I’m trying to tell you.

You’re obsessed, infatuated, with a some rich younger guy (& I realize you’re only mature enough to date teenagers), living half the world away because you spent New Year’s with him? I understand a crush, I’ve had plenty like David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Cristiano Ronaldo, Michael Buble, etc. But it’s somewhat repulsive when you change your bbm name every day to a different variation of “Mrs. _____” or change it to his name altogether. It reminds me of when I had a crush on Al Pacino in The Godfather II and signed my name Tanya Corleone for a few months. You know how old I was when I saw that movie? TWELVE. Please, be real, that’s not love, it’s a crush.

I especially love how you tell me that it’s none of business and I should stay out of it or “go find something else to do”. Excuse me? Ever since I met you and befriended you, you’ve always always always stuck your nose in my business, you always criticized everyone I dated without knowing them or knowing the relationship, whenever I turned to you for advice the usual response was “Break up with him. He’s not cute anyways”.

You were the least constructive of all the friends I’ve had over the years, but I always put up with you. Now that I’m finally trying to tell you like it is, you freak out. Friendship is a two way street. Don’t bother dishing it out if you can’t take it.
I was the one who listened to your rants of bitter loneliness syndrome after your break-up with C.O., and even though that happened in 2009, I still listened, I still tried to offer consolation and advice even though the whole time you were such a child about it. I know that you were the one who was always jealous that I dated more than you did and that I could overcome break-ups quite quickly while yours was still killing you on the inside. I’m not saying it’s wrong to take that long to get over someone, but you always took it out on my relationships. I’m not claiming I had perfect relationships, but at least I’m realistic about them and I can learn from them. Something you might want to try.

I have a feeling you will never grow up. You’ve been helpless since the day I met you, calling and messaging me for help with the dumbest, simplest things, “Can you edit all my assignments?” “How do I apply for university?”,  “How do I pay my tuition?”, “How do I transfer schools?”, “Should I call my ex?”, “Should I block this girl on facebook?”, “What do I do?”, “What should I say?”. I think you’ll be helpless until the end. I’ve been out of high school for two years now, but your petty problems always dragged me back. I can’t even count the times I pointed out one of your “problems” was really high school-esque.

Today showed me that you can’t appreciate a good friend, or maybe you can’t tell them apart from the superficial ones. It showed me that you’d rather be fed bulls—- than be told the truth, and that’s a friendship I can no longer be a part of.

By the way, “Mrs. Jordy”, you don’t need a boyfriend, you need a babysitter.

xx Tanya

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unicornprincess95:

did max and ruby kill their parents why are there never adults with them

^ srsly asked this question all my life

OMG I always thought the same thing.It’s kind of creepy. Why don’t they live with Grandma? Does she not notice the lack of parents? Do their teachers notice that no one comes to their parent-teacher interviews? Did they get a huge life insurance pay out to be able to afford living on their own?

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ishroxanne:

You start on a test, and look at the first question. and in your head you go

You see patterns on the answer sheet and start going paranoid

The next questions are pretty easy, and you answer them like your the shit

Your finally on the last page

then you have two questions left

You finish the test

But once you get it back, you see your score and…

STORY OF MY FCKING LIFE.

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